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Notes: 7 / 1 week ago
Now this is a book I want to read!
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Notes: 1 / 1 week ago
The Sims vs Real Life
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Notes: 3 / 2 months ago
WTF Michael Bay?!
Dear Michael Bay,
Why in the flying FUCK would you want to make the original TMNT into a new movie called simply: “Ninja Turtles”, as aliens?! No teenage (T)? No mutant (M)? But aliens?! Go suck some Splinter dick.
Love, TMNT fan. [No Aliens. Just sewers and pizza.]
COWABUNGA BITCH
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Notes: 1 / 2 months ago
Fuck that. Staying indoors.
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3 months ago
Defense of the Ancients 2
Defense of the Ancients? What’s that? Some of you may think of it as something you probably played or watched before; in which, you probably have. In all actuality, it is DotA 2.
I have been a huge fan of DotA ever since it first came out back in 2003 and when I checked my email several days ago, I found out I was able to be a part of the DotA 2 beta testing through steam. And yes, I was THRILLED.
My fingertips were tingling with excitement as I saw the download finish for DotA 2 pop up on my screen. I have to say I enjoy the graphics and the new user-friendly interface. Sure, at first it was all a bit overwhelming, because of a lot of buttons and information; however, I think it was also combining with my utmost excitement to get started.
When I first started a game, I was astounded with all the characters that were available to me, both familiar and unfamiliar. I tried to even remember who I was most comfortable with when I played “back in the day”. Yet, I knew at that moment that I needed to start with someone who was easier to play. I am a bit rusty — I mean, VERY rusty.
The first character I started with was Zeus and with the first game, VICTORY! Yes! I could feel the power run through my body —x— cutting the drama. Because after that first victory, well let’s just say, I should really go into practice mode BEFORE going into a match. Aside from my <very> rusty skills, I commend the developers for putting their ongoing time and effort into a very classic and addicting game.
Now, it is time for me to scurry off and test out more of this mega fun.
[Oh before I go… Here’s a quote some may be familiar with from the original DotA: “Where I lay my head is home. See that rock? That’s my pillow.”]
Official DotA 2 Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
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Notes: 2 / 3 months ago
Wow.
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Notes: 7277 / 3 months ago from idreamofhighbury (originally from keep-calm-and-call-batman)
Oh Leo..
(Source: keep-calm-and-call-batman)
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Notes: 2 / 3 months ago
"Dragonrended"
(Below is of me chatting with a stranger. Let's just say things got pretty.. interesting. Haha)You: HiStranger: HeyYou: HelloStranger: Hi?Stranger: Can you hear me now?You: YepYou: GoodStranger: PLEASE SPEAK UPYou: I CANTStranger: PLEASE TRYYou: IT HURTS MY KIDNEYSStranger: You should drink lessYou: D: But I like my whiskeyStranger: If it affects your yelling, then it's a problemYou: Well fuck me sidewaysStranger: Ok.... how do I go about that?Stranger: You wanna just tilt over a little?You: You gotta have the tool broStranger: Heh. Tool. LulzYou: I was thinking of doing the whole spoon trickYou: Oops my spoonYou: I dropped it on this floorYou: I should pick it up sidwaysYou: sidewaysYou: FUCK TYPINGStranger: TRY YELLING LOUDYou: AAAAAAAARGGHYou: is that good?Stranger: Oh, right.Stranger: SorryStranger: Don't hurt yourselfYou: Yeah I felt that oneStranger: Fuck. Get a transplant.You: LmaoYou: Can I have yours?Stranger: My transplant? No, fuck off. It's mine, I earned it with decades of suffering.You: Ah so you're an old fart, is that what you're saying?Stranger: Sorry... TWO decades of suffering.You: Nice I have about 2 decades in life as wellYou: My kidneys are actually very healthy.. I like to be random at times.Stranger: BUT I HAVE SHOUT-WORTHY ORGANS BITCHYou: RANDOMNES FTWYou: FUS RO DAH TO YOU TOOStranger: Spare me, Dragonborn...You: You can't handle this Dovahkiin sexynessYou: I know deep in your loins you want to take off all my daedric armorYou: The armor that took me hours to makeStranger: And spoon you with my encharted mace....You: encharted? That sounds dirtyStranger: +3 penetrationYou: MmmYou: Is it two handedStranger: Of courseStranger: That shit is heavyStranger: Fuck shieldsYou: I bet you would love to hear me shoutStranger: All night long... til you dive into my Oblivion portal and corrupt with your magicYou: I bet you would love to get your hands on my sweetrollStranger: Ugh... I'm sorry, I'm so fucking tired...Stranger: I wish I could keep this upStranger: I liked where this was going...You: Just unsheathe me alreadyStranger: My Thu'um just isn't up to it...Stranger: So weak...Stranger: So frail...Stranger: I've been DragonrendedStranger: Fucking Greybeards.... -
Notes: 2 / 3 months ago
LOL!
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Notes: 2 / 3 months ago
Dear PeTA, WHAT?!
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